Question #1

Joah enquires:

In a fight between a Transformer and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, who would win?

Ah, a question of high interest, similar to the question of who should be the victor in the struggle between Batman and Superman.
The answer is simple. Please refer to the following diagram:

As you can see, a transformer could crush the puny mutant with its bare foot. On the other hand, the Autobots, as can be ascertained from the original show, are good, and therefore dumb, leading to certain death even in a battle with the common household hamster.
Should this fight be between a Decepticon and a Turtle, the Decepticon will crush the turtle and then siphon it for Energon cubes.