Question #7

Joah enquires:

Why is it that whenever I take public transport, I always end up with an insane person sitting next to me?

Since you have had thousands of rides on public transports and the number of insane persons is greatly small in comparison with the general populace, it is not likely that you have sat beside an insane person on each and every trip.
As I do not mock questions, but rather the puny persons asking them, I would have to deduce that you are so sane that you have actually come out the other end of sanity and thusly one must consider each and every person insane in comparison to you.