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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Question #12

Lior enquires:

I must know, why is it when you go to a new place (some girl or a far family) and you have an urge to pee, only then your pee's flow goes in two, very seperate-90 degree between each flow-directions and you end up looking for a rag of toilet paper, and clean up all of the toilet and half of the bathroom?


It would appear your genitals are suffering from a psychological disorder, known as Genitalia Metathesiophobia, or genital fear of changes.
You see, when you go to a new environment, your genitals are afraid and therefore function incorrectly. In order to solve this, you need to work on urinating in new environments, while soothing your genitals with kind words. The healing process is long, but I am certain you will succeed.
There are several support groups to help you with your effort, if you decide you need further help, such as the GMA (Genitalia Metathesiophobics Anonymous).
I wish you all the luck.

1 Comments:

  • oh mighty all-knowing omer...
    why oh why can't we sneeze with open eyes????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 17/11/05 16:30  

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